Never Show Up Empty-Handed, Show Up With Condiments
For those who also live by the knock-with-your-elbows rule, youâve likely given lots of wine to hosts over the years. Wine is great! Itâs nice to bring something that people will enjoy! But you know whatâs better?
CONDIMENTS.
Itâs my firm belief that condiments work for any occasion. Having a bad day? Hereâs some glistening harissa for a little treat. Got a promotion? You deserve fancy mustard! Feeling untethered about the state of the world? Okay, garlic confit canât solve that, but you still gotta eat.
I like choosing marginally esoteric â this is not a moment for Heinz, no disrespect â jars of delight. My rule of thumb: buy something special, but not so niche that your friend wonât use it. And give them something that they either a) are already obsessed with (I see you, chili crispheads) or b) probably donât have but that fits their life (e.g., âthis made me think of you because I know you love movies and you can drizzle this on popcornâ).
Condiment gifting isnât about trying to out-foodie someone. Rather, itâs about capturing your hostâs joie de vivre in jar form. Here are my favorites to give â none are more than $20:
* Soom dark chocolate tahini with sea salt: Great spooned right out of the jar, even better slathered on toast (âThis is the best thing Iâve ever tastedâ â actual text message from a giftee).
* Fly by Jing zhong sauce: A multi-dimensional savior for bland noodle bowls.
* Divina caramelized onion jam: I keep this in my fridge for both cheese snacks and weird leftover lunch melanges. Whenever it goes on deep sale at Whole Foods, we aggressively stock up.
* Salsa Espinaler: Delicious with tinned fish and potato chips. Pretend youâre in Barcelona.
* Brooklyn Delhi tomato achaar: I love this spicy-savory mixture on green beans; also, rice.
* A few spices that also make great host gifts: Z&Zâs sprinkle-on-everything zaâatar, Burlap & Barrelâs royal cinnamon, and Spicewallaâs green cardamom.
Whatâs your favorite condiment? What do you like bringing as host gifts?
Carey Polis is an editorial consultant and content strategist who lives in Washington, D.C., with her spouse and two sons. She also has a newsletter: Cheese, Book, Restaurant, Thing. For Cup of Jo, Carey has written about her post-kidsâ bedtime ritual, the best cheese to serve at parties, and how to host a kid-friendly brunch.
P.S. How to be a good dinner party host and Joannaâs favorite host gift.
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