This morning, I saw a quote that made me laugh and nod in agreement. Hunter Harris and Peyton Dix — two of the internet’s funniest voices — wrote a list of things they’re thirsty for. Spoiler: they don’t fall under the conventional definition of sexy.

After reading Hunter’s and Peyton’s turn ons, I remembered a moment with my husband two weeks ago. He opened a piece of mail on our counter, then turned to me and said, “They made some changes to our retirement plan. But don’t worry, I already called them. We’re still on track and will be taken care of.”

Reader, I bit my lower lip as he uttered that sentence!

Here are five more things that get me in the mood:
Strong eye contact.
Washing the car, including vacuuming.
Texting funny reels.
Researching coffee shops and restaurants before visiting a new city.
Being kind to children.

What about yours? Please share below, I’d love to hear…

P.S. A sexy mixtape and one way to have an orgasm.

(Photo of Hunter by McGuire McManus.)